LOL SOMETHING I THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE WITH YOU GUYS LOL

SO TODAY I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND TOOK A NAP! I MEAN NOT A NAP I FELL INTO A COMA LOL IF YOU KNOW ME YOU WOULD KNOW I LOVE TO SLEEP & EAT SO I ATE DINNER AND WENT TO SLEEP SHIT IM SICK AND IT WAS HOT AS BALLS OUTSIDE SO I FEEL BETTER INSIDE WITH THE A.C. BLASTED, ANYWHO I WOKE UP AROUND 9PM BECAUSE MY DOGGIE WAS BEASTING TO GO OUTSIDE TO DO HIS BUSINESS LOL SO AS I WAS GOING DOWN THE STEPS I SMELLED FIRE, SMOKE ALL TYPES OF SHIT SO I HESITATED TO GO OUT BUT THOUGHT TO MYSELF IF SOMETHING IS BURNING ATLEAST ILL BE OUTSIDE, NO ONE ELSE IS HOME. SO I OPENED THE DOOR AND ALL I CAN SEE IS SMOKE SO I LOOKED TO THE NEIGHBORS YARD AND THERE SHE IS SITTING WITH A CIGARETTE WATCHING HER SON BURN THE GRASS, PAPER AND WEEDS SHE PULLED FROM HER GARDEN. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF THIS BITCH MUST BE HAVING A WAITING TO EXHALE MOMENT SMOKING THE CIGARETTE MAD GANGSTER AND SHIT LOL SO I WAS RELIEVED TO KNOW THAT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO BE BURNING SHIT IN HER BACKYARD IN THE USA (I WONT STATE HER NATIONALITY BUT SHE DAMN SURE WASNT AMERICAN) LOL AS SOON AS I GOT BACK UPSTAIRS I HEARD MAD COPS PULL UP I SWEAR I THOUGHT THEY WAS GOING TO SHOOT HER LOL COPS CAME FROM EVERY DAMN WHERE THAT SHIT WAS SO HILARIOUS BUT I FELT BAD CAUSE I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW SHOOK SHE MUST OF BEEN WHEN THE TWO COPS JUMPED THE GATE AND CAME ACROSS HER GANGSTA ASS SMOKING WHILE WATCHING SHIT BURN WITH HER SON LOL OMG I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING, MY NOSY ASS WAS ALL IN THE WINDOW WATCHING THE SHIT AND YUP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT DAMN FIRE TRUCKS EVERYWHERE NOW THE BLOCK LOOKS LIKE A DRIVE BY SHOOTING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED LOL I BET YOU HER ASS AINT NEVER GOING TO BURN A DAMN THING AGAIN LOL NOT EVEN A CIGARETTE LOL